He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth, as well."
The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the oney and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.
So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.
跳起來按了行人通行鈕， 再叼起袋子耐心地等綠燈亮起，再行通過這個路口， 當然肉販還是緊緊跟著它。
The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as he dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the us. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is early fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to nform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the us and runs to a house very close to the stop.
It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The
butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and unching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy.
"What in heaven's name are you doing?
The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!
"To which the guy responds: "You call this clever?
This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."
Moral of the story.....
You may continue to exceed on viewers expectations but shall always fall short of the boss'
It's a dog's life after all.....